Why am I still stopping at red lights? Or stop signs? Or slowing through those annoying flashing lights of a school zone? All those ridiculous government regulations are costing me serious cash. Add it up. Every time I idle at a red light, gasoline that I’ve paid for goes up in smoke. And my valuable time ticks away while waiting for some arbitrary light post to change colors.
That’s it! No more obeying traffic signals.
I’d tell them to get their own car. Then they wouldn’t be walking where I’m driving. No, I intend to barrel down any street, speed limits be damned.
Why am I responsible for their decision to be in the road? Self-reliance, that’s what I’m saying.
Didn’t we all agree that traffic safety laws save lives? All those rules don’t stop us from getting to our destination. We just look out for each other and try not to be the cause of someone’s really bad day.
There’s no WE in America! Don’t you get that? Somewhere in the Constitution, it says my rights overrule the common good. I heard that and don’t ask me to use my precious time finding out if it’s true. Everyone should ignore street signs. We’d all be safer. You’d see a car barreling towards you and you’d get out of the way right quick. Or you’d get a bigger car.
Won’t more people die?
They already do. Does anybody care? Isn’t it enough that the government knows where I live? Makes me carry documents? Tells me to buy insurance? Banishes my six-pack to the trunk? Come to think of it, why did I ever take driving lessons?
That’s it. I’m done with seat belts.
Suppose you just slowed down a little? You know, give a little. It wouldn’t hurt much and we’d all be a little better off. All for one and one for all, like the Three Musketeers.
I’m a MERICAN, buddy. I will drive wherever and however I choose. After all, it’s MY OWN DAMN CAR!
Well, could you at least let me know where you’re headed so I can get out of the way?
You betcha! For all I know, you’re some kind of crazy ass driver. In fact, I’m going to buy myself a Hummer. No, a tank. You can never be safe enough with idiots like you on the road!